You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me

I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me

I Feel Like I Have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.

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I remember in 2009 there was this craze going around at my school where girls were trying to get drunk by inserting vodka soaked tampons in their bodies and this girl tried it with blue alcopops and it dyed her princess parts turquoise. 

princess parts

That is what I said yes.

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so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. 


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””“”“why did you cut your hair?::”“”“”  i cut my hair to piss you off. specifially you, i was thinking of you when i cut my hair. i was thinking that you, specifically, would be interested in what my newly short hair meant to you, specifically.

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I just want to cuddle someone till things get inappropriate tbh.

(Source: pvnkslut)

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